Sunday, July 1, 2012

The Wino Is a Hardcore Northwesterner. Really. She Is.

Boozers, The Wino wants you to know that she is a hardcore Northwesterner who loves rain and the lush, green landscape in which she lives. But sometimes, especially if it's July and the Northwestern U.S. is experiencing cooler temperatures and more gloom than usual, the lack of sun and endless days of pouring rain make The Wino a tad itchy. It makes her think insane thoughts such as, wouldn't it be nice to live in Southern California, which, as you well know, is pure sacrilege for a Northwesterner.

It certainly doesn't help when The Wino's friends from San Diego, CA send her pictures like this one.

C'est la vie, boozers. The Wino will handle her shameful craving for California sun and sand by embracing the abundance of fabulousness that is the Northwest. This, of course, means popping opening a bottle of Washington wine (Benson Vineyard 2010 Estate Viognier).

Cheers!

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