Prudent Boozers

As you know, The Wino frequently addresses her audience with one of the following pet names: prudent boozer, fellow boozer, or just boozer. Recently, one of The Wino’s readers left a comment about her use of “prudent boozer” suggesting it was a veiled reference to the secret society known as Prudent Boozers.

The Wino’s use of the word prudent simply means that her audience is sagacious, wise, and has good judgment when it comes to wine. Unfortunately, it has no connection to the secret alcohol moderation society whose 4 Floor Program calls for, “Savoring the 1st, sipping the 2nd, nursing the 3rd, and skipping the 4th,” in order to avoid “…embarrassing shenanigans and poisonous hangovers induced by bacchanalian excess.”

The society’s program is intriguing, however, especially its history (founded in 1878), and emphasis on moderation rather than abstinence when it comes to alcohol consumption. To paraphrase their mission, Prudent Boozers provides a method for its members to enjoy boozy beverages without making asses of themselves.

Check it out, fellow boozers. There’s even handbook. Oh, and apparently Cary Grant and JFK were Prudent Boozers.

Cheers!

Please note: The Wino is not a member of Prudent Boozers and is not suggesting that you become one. Her only intention in writing about Prudent Boozers is to provide information.