Still No Wine

In case you were wondering fellow boozers, The Wino had to drink that bottle of white wine (you know the one mentioned in her previous post) over ice cubes and garnished with a lot of star fruit slices. Yes, she knows it's shameful to put ice cubes in a glass of wine. But it was hot outside and the wine, a Mexican Fume Blanc, was too tart and needed some ice to mellow it out. And the sliced star fruit? Well, that was just sheer ingenuity, and good taste of course. The Wino turned bad wine into a tropical cocktail.

And since she finished that bottle (by herself, since her husband was doing what one should do in Mexico: drink beer), she has not had a single drop of wine. It's been days. Can The Wino even call herself The Wino anymore? Judge for yourselves, prudent boozers. Judge for yourselves.