Where has the Wino's mind been? She totally forgot to mention that it's Bastille Day in France. Mon Dieu! The Wino recommends grabbing a friend and doing the following:- un: Pop open a bottle of French sparkler and pour yourself a glass or deux. The Wino suggests Louis Bouillot. Fabuleux!
- deux: Read up on Bastille Day on Wikipedia.
- trois: Listen to some music by France's First Lady, Carla Bruni.
- quatre: Translate a few English phrases to French. Helloooo Yahoo Babelfish (translate like it's 1996, boozers).
- cinq: Open a second bottle of Louis Bouillot. Délicieux!
Tout de suite, fellow boozers! Tout de suite!
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